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Stranger: CAN WE CYBER?!

You: U MAS

You: MAD

Stranger: NO I NOMADBRO

You: NOMADIC WAY OF LIFE

Stranger: [insert portal meme here]

Stranger: MASTERBATE LOLOLOOLOL

You: insert random quotation including excessive vocals

You: el gran masturbador by dalí

Stranger: insert something big and large here

Stranger: 8=======D MY DICK

You: insert the right vocal in the wor mast_rbate

Stranger: [{}] PUSSYYYYYY

You: to which extent are you convinced your penis is considered large

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl?:

You: what is that

Stranger: age sex location

You: i'll tell you only one of those

Stranger: okay

You: which one

Stranger: age

You: 18

Stranger: ah. im 14

You: 14 and versatile

You: stop it paris!!!

Stranger: hmm

You: srsly now how could you wear blue fur

Stranger: what

You: BLUE

You: i just dont get it paris